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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

I have a “non extradition” warrant out of a state that’s 30 minutes away from my state but I have court in my hometown. What will happen?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

"Which K-pop idols do you find breathtakingly beautiful?"

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Loons and Moons